March 29, 2017

Headline: Trail literally is bullshit

Sub-headline: Reasonably-long Chili Chili trail leaves everyone confused, alive

March 25, 2017

Hares: Chili Chili and Gummy Whore

Box: Inarajan/Merizo by the Southern Methodist Chruch slash Southern Cowboys bus stop

On-home: on the beac...

March 20, 2017

Headline: Tyrant turns 50!

sub-headline: Just in time to see his son spanking chicks and daughter exposing her ass to the crowd

March 18, 2017

Hares: McPeanut, One-eyed Willy, Menstruating Minstrel (in absentia)

Box: Left turn off Marine Corps in Asan before big Navy 


March 20, 2017

March 11, 2017

Hares: Fucking Tampon and Trampoline

Box: Ceti Bay overlook

on-home: just a little north off the road

Trail summary: After trail, ThumpHer threw out his one-trick pony insult of, "oh hey, I didn't know the boonie stompers were setting trail this week" becaus...

March 20, 2017

Hash Trash #1812

March 4, 2017

Hares: Beandad, I'm On A Goat, The Long One

Box/On-Home: Mount Santa Rosa

Talk about a master class in hashing. For some reason we had a small army of FNGs this week, and the hares decided to set their expectations unrealistically high with a...

March 20, 2017

February 25, 2017

Hares: Scratchy Post, Sawbones, Slimus Maximus

Box/on-home: waaaaay off the road across from trail to Tarzan pool

Trail summary: Bro Run 5.5? None of these hares were there for the bro run two weeks ago, but they’re all original bros, having kicked it to...

March 20, 2017

Hash Trash #1810: Make Guam Great Again

Hares: Pee Wee Weenie and Goofy Fucking Cunt Extraordinaire

Box: Barrigada Heights

On-Home: Near the Admiral Nimitz Golf Course

Don't listen to reports claiming this week's hash turnout was small while most of the hash was in Rota. A...

February 16, 2017

Febroary 11, 2017

Hares: Falsetbro, NoShowBro, Erin the Side of Caution, and TFI (in absentia) 

Pubic Cervix announcement: add your name to this link if you'd had lepto from a trail. We're making a shirt:

February 16, 2017

Hash Trash #1808: Escape from the Walkie-Talkies

Hares: Beandad, I'm On A Goat, The Long One

Box: In front of Wanker's house

On-Home: Beach near Jeff's Pirate's Cove

I guess we needed a testosterone break between the Mankini Run and the Bro Run, which are apparently fighti...

February 1, 2017

January 28, 2017

Hares: Bambi, Eager Beaver, Fucking Rebar, and Slurpee

Box: down road by watertank from Talafofo Bay

On-home: rocky beach run down from 3 way stop

Trail summary: the Mankini Run, the effeminate but lovable little brother to the Bro Run, reminded us all why...

February 1, 2017

Hares: Bean Dad, Soul Sucker, Tiny Dancer

Box: Across from Top of the Mar

On-Home: Asan Beach

The shortest trail of 2017, a record which will probably stand all year, could have been shorter. The hares took off out of the front of the box towards Rt. 6, neglecting to tell...

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