AGANA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
March 29, 2017
Headline: Trail literally is bullshit
Sub-headline: Reasonably-long Chili Chili trail leaves everyone confused, alive
March 25, 2017
Hares: Chili Chili and Gummy Whore
Box: Inarajan/Merizo by the Southern Methodist Chruch slash Southern Cowboys bus stop
On-home: on the beac...
March 20, 2017
Headline: Tyrant turns 50!
sub-headline: Just in time to see his son spanking chicks and daughter exposing her ass to the crowd
March 18, 2017
Hares: McPeanut, One-eyed Willy, Menstruating Minstrel (in absentia)
Box: Left turn off Marine Corps in Asan before big Navy
March 11, 2017
Hares: Fucking Tampon and Trampoline
Box: Ceti Bay overlook
on-home: just a little north off the road
Trail summary: After trail, ThumpHer threw out his one-trick pony insult of, "oh hey, I didn't know the boonie stompers were setting trail this week" becaus...
Hash Trash #1812
March 4, 2017
Hares: Beandad, I'm On A Goat, The Long One
Box/On-Home: Mount Santa Rosa
Talk about a master class in hashing. For some reason we had a small army of FNGs this week, and the hares decided to set their expectations unrealistically high with a...
February 25, 2017
Hares: Scratchy Post, Sawbones, Slimus Maximus
Box/on-home: waaaaay off the road across from trail to Tarzan pool
Trail summary: Bro Run 5.5? None of these hares were there for the bro run two weeks ago, but they’re all original bros, having kicked it to...
Hash Trash #1810: Make Guam Great Again
Hares: Pee Wee Weenie and Goofy Fucking Cunt Extraordinaire
Box: Barrigada Heights
On-Home: Near the Admiral Nimitz Golf Course
Don't listen to reports claiming this week's hash turnout was small while most of the hash was in Rota. A...
February 16, 2017
Febroary 11, 2017
Hares: Falsetbro, NoShowBro, Erin the Side of Caution, and TFI (in absentia)
Pubic Cervix announcement: add your name to this link if you'd had lepto from a trail. We're making a shirt:
Hash Trash #1808: Escape from the Walkie-Talkies
Box: In front of Wanker's house
On-Home: Beach near Jeff's Pirate's Cove
I guess we needed a testosterone break between the Mankini Run and the Bro Run, which are apparently fighti...
February 1, 2017
January 28, 2017
Hares: Bambi, Eager Beaver, Fucking Rebar, and Slurpee
Box: down road by watertank from Talafofo Bay
On-home: rocky beach run down from 3 way stop
Trail summary: the Mankini Run, the effeminate but lovable little brother to the Bro Run, reminded us all why...
Hares: Bean Dad, Soul Sucker, Tiny Dancer
Box: Across from Top of the Mar
On-Home: Asan Beach
The shortest trail of 2017, a record which will probably stand all year, could have been shorter. The hares took off out of the front of the box towards Rt. 6, neglecting to tell...
Hash Trash #1815
Hash Trash #1814: Tyrant turns 50!
Hash Trash #1813
Bi Bubble Yum
Bzzt! Where's the Lube?