Hash Trash #1810: Make Guam Great Again
Hares: Pee Wee Weenie and Goofy Fucking Cunt Extraordinaire
Box: Barrigada Heights
On-Home: Near the Admiral Nimitz Golf Course
Don't listen to reports claiming this week's hash turnout was small while most of the hash was in Rota. Anyone who came to the PDN could see that Guam was filled loyal stalwarts who put Guam First by staying here. Just Mel and I bought positions were appointed as haberdasher and hash cash, and let me tell you, we did a spectacular job. Under my watchful eye, only $999 went missing from the hash cash, well under the $1,000 being reported by the mainstream media.
At the PDN, Goofy told us that the trail would go to the biggest, best waterfall on Guam. I did not see any waterfalls at all, and in fact remember a dull trail consisting of 50% pavement and 80% abandoned golf course, but Goofy said giant waterfall, and that is what she believes, so it must be true. #alternativetrail. Other than the huge waterfall that must have been there, the best part of trail was at the box, where Slurpee was forced to dance in order to earn back the speedos he had lost on the full moon. I am pleased to report the monitor lizard dance is back.