Hash Trash #1801

Box: A couple of feet farther away from the Tanguisson Shit Plant than last week

Hares: Bean Dad, The Long One, Ribbed for Her Pleasure, Drip Dry (also I saw Bambi setting marks)

On Home: Faifai Beach

There was a lot of sideways glances at the PDN as the map went up, thinking, hoping, that the hares were playing a prank and just re-attaching last week's map with a number altered. But no, we returned to The Box So Nice You Had To Smell It Twice, just slightly closer to Two Lovers than last week. Because the hares wanted us to run towards the shit plant instead of away from it this time. Tampon and a few others followed Slimius Maximus on a fly, because Slimius said "trust me I know where I'm going" and people actually believed him. In the land of the blond, the one-eyed man is king, I suppose.

The rest of us hit the turkey-eagle split directly in front of the shit plant, with the eagle pointing down towards the beach, and the turkey cutting back inwards towards the top of the big ladder via jeep trail. My last experience with the ladder was getting stuck behind Tampon wearing nothing but a chawat, so I passed. The holidays means it's time for turkey. So inwards we go, eventually pushing off the jeep trail and into the scrublands, to hit the old quonset huts, ducking and diving through all nine or so back there. I was doing a decent job guessing at the checks, having to repeatedly choose between the path that was meticulously chopped and cut versus the one that looked like The Long One just kind of heaved his body at it (FYI the correct one wa