AGANA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
February 1, 2017
“It’s always good to have an FNG in the bush”
January 12, 2017
Headline: Best trail of the year!
Sub-headline: right up until an angry landowner called GFD and we did religion with no fire
Hares: Falsetbro, Fern Merkin, and Bimbo T. Baggins
Box: Channel 10 (like all the way to the radio tower)
On-home: almost a circle jerk, but just o...
January 5, 2017
Headline: PC pukes and passes out and can't make it to her own party
Sub-headline: you could tell she was white-girl wasted because she was hugging and nice to people
December 31, 2016
Hares: Pussy Control and Spazz
Box: Coast 360 parking lot in Maite
On-home: road from the...
Hares: Mary Pissmiss, Rip Van Wanker, Sawbones
Box: Baza Gardens Sewage Treatment plant
On-home: Togcha Cemetery
Another week, another shit plant. But I had some high hopes when the map went up, because we were heading south, where there were actual rivers, even if...
December 26, 2016
Box: A couple of feet farther away from the Tanguisson Shit Plant than last week
Hares: Bean Dad, The Long One, Ribbed for Her Pleasure, Drip Dry (also I saw Bambi setting marks)
On Home: Faifai Beach
There was a lot of sideways glances at the PDN as the map went up, thin...
December 23, 2016
Hares: Blowhole, Falsetbro, Sweet Pea
Box: GPO food court
On-home: Hash beach
The 5th rendition of the Longest Night of the Year, the flagship of the darksides, once again did not disappoint. Being so close to Christmas, the pack was decked out in yuletid...
December 16, 2016
Pubic Cervix announcement #1: Darkside. It's time for the best night run of the year. You saw Blowhole's email, but it's worth repeating here. Friday Dec 23. Showtime 7pm. Theme: let me take an elfie. Christmas your shit up and come out
Pubic Cervix announcement #2: Has...
December 6, 2016
December 3, 2016
Hares: Foot Fucker and Just Caitlin
Box: up a road by a bus stop in Piti
On-home: just down the street at a guy named Sunshine's house (not me Sunshine, some other one)
Pubic Cervix Announcement: in case you haven't seen or heard, it's 1800 time this comin...
December 1, 2016
Headline: Hares mistake AH3 for Asphalt Hash House Harriers
Sub-headline: Tyrant abandons duties to C-level replacements
Pubic Cervix Announcement: in 2 weeks, December 10, 2016, is the 1800! $20 for trail, fully catered dinner, beer, debauchery, nudity, etc. It's a cam...
November 19, 2016
Hares: Fucking Tampon and Just Caitlin
Box: Nimitz Hill, Turner Road Playground
On -home ver 1.0: Beach across from Piti Power Plant
On-home 2.0: Just Caitlin’s house
Headline: Another Saturday in November, another trail on Nimitz H...
Hash Trash #1815
March 29, 2017
Hash Trash #1814: Tyrant turns 50!
March 20, 2017
Hash Trash #1813