February 1, 2017

The 1805

“It’s always good to have an FNG in the bush”

                                    -Fucking Tampon...

January 12, 2017

Headline: Best trail of the year!

Sub-headline: right up until an angry landowner called GFD and we did religion with no fire

Hares: Falsetbro, Fern Merkin, and Bimbo T. Baggins

Box: Channel 10 (like all the way to the radio tower)

On-home: almost a circle jerk, but just o...

January 5, 2017

Headline: PC pukes and passes out and can't make it to her own party

Sub-headline: you could tell she was white-girl wasted because she was hugging and nice to people

December 31, 2016

Hares: Pussy Control and Spazz

Box: Coast 360 parking lot in Maite

On-home: road from the...

January 5, 2017

Hares: Mary Pissmiss, Rip Van Wanker, Sawbones

Box: Baza Gardens Sewage Treatment plant

On-home: Togcha Cemetery

Another week, another shit plant. But I had some high hopes when the map went up, because we were heading south, where there were actual rivers, even if...

December 26, 2016

Box: A couple of feet farther away from the Tanguisson Shit Plant than last week

Hares: Bean Dad, The Long One, Ribbed for Her Pleasure, Drip Dry (also I saw Bambi setting marks)

On Home: Faifai Beach

There was a lot of sideways glances at the PDN as the map went up, thin...

December 26, 2016

December 23, 2016

Hares: Blowhole, Falsetbro, Sweet Pea

Box: GPO food court

On-home: Hash beach

The 5th rendition of the Longest Night of the Year, the flagship of the darksides, once again did not disappoint. Being so close to Christmas, the pack was decked out in yuletid...

December 16, 2016

Pubic Cervix announcement #1: Darkside. It's time for the best night run of the year. You saw Blowhole's email, but it's worth repeating here. Friday Dec 23. Showtime 7pm. Theme: let me take an elfie. Christmas your shit up and come out

Pubic Cervix announcement #2: Has...

December 6, 2016

December 3, 2016

Hares: Foot Fucker and Just Caitlin

Box: up a road by a bus stop in Piti

On-home: just down the street at a guy named Sunshine's house (not me Sunshine, some other one)

Pubic Cervix Announcement: in case you haven't seen or heard, it's 1800 time this comin...

December 1, 2016

Headline: Hares mistake AH3 for Asphalt Hash House Harriers

Sub-headline: Tyrant abandons duties to C-level replacements 

Pubic Cervix Announcement: in 2 weeks, December 10, 2016, is the 1800! $20 for trail, fully catered dinner, beer, debauchery, nudity, etc. It's a cam...

December 1, 2016

November 19, 2016

Hares:  Fucking Tampon and Just Caitlin

Box:  Nimitz Hill, Turner Road Playground

On -home ver 1.0:  Beach across from Piti Power Plant

On-home 2.0:  Just Caitlin’s house

Headline: Another Saturday in November, another trail on Nimitz H...

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