AGANA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
March 20, 2017
Hash Trash #1812
March 4, 2017
Hares: Beandad, I'm On A Goat, The Long One
Box/On-Home: Mount Santa Rosa
Talk about a master class in hashing. For some reason we had a small army of FNGs this week, and the hares decided to set their expectations unrealistically high with a...
Hash Trash #1810: Make Guam Great Again
Hares: Pee Wee Weenie and Goofy Fucking Cunt Extraordinaire
Box: Barrigada Heights
On-Home: Near the Admiral Nimitz Golf Course
Don't listen to reports claiming this week's hash turnout was small while most of the hash was in Rota. A...
February 16, 2017
Hash Trash #1808: Escape from the Walkie-Talkies
Box: In front of Wanker's house
On-Home: Beach near Jeff's Pirate's Cove
I guess we needed a testosterone break between the Mankini Run and the Bro Run, which are apparently fighti...
December 1, 2016
November 12, 2016
Hares: Beandad, Drip Dry, I'm On A Goat, The Long One (as a loose-lipped KGB)
Box: Japanese caves on Nimitz
On-Home: Beach in Asan
After last week's shorts-stealing, tyrant-changing, long-goodbyeing bonanza of a Fuck Cancer Run, it was inevitable that thi...
September 10, 2016
Hares: McPeanut, Drip Lip
Box: Southern Mountain Overlook
On-Home: Water tower in Umatac
Trail Summary: The good news is, this trail was better than the last one McPeanut set, a run I fondly remember as the McPeanutbutter and Diarrhea sandwich. If this rate of improvement...
September 3, 2016
Hares: Pussy Control, Trail Snatcher, Bzzt! Where's the Lube
Box: K-Mart Roof
On-Home: Tumon Vacant lot where the Royal Palm used to be
Trail Summary: Expectations are always high for the Red Dress Run: we always have great costumes, shot stops, and a fun urban trail. Wel...
August 27, 2016
Hares: Blowhole and Tampon
Box and On-Home: Entrance to Talofofo Falls
Boy, this trail was a dud. I honestly can't remember the early parts because it was so long. I have a vague memory of some cool stuff in the first five miles--a latte site, some pretty...
Hash Trash #1815
March 29, 2017
Hash Trash #1814: Tyrant turns 50!
Hash Trash #1813
Bi Bubble Yum
Bzzt! Where's the Lube?