March 20, 2017

Hash Trash #1812

March 4, 2017

Hares: Beandad, I'm On A Goat, The Long One

Box/On-Home: Mount Santa Rosa

Talk about a master class in hashing. For some reason we had a small army of FNGs this week, and the hares decided to set their expectations unrealistically high with a...

March 20, 2017

Hash Trash #1810: Make Guam Great Again

Hares: Pee Wee Weenie and Goofy Fucking Cunt Extraordinaire

Box: Barrigada Heights

On-Home: Near the Admiral Nimitz Golf Course

Don't listen to reports claiming this week's hash turnout was small while most of the hash was in Rota. A...

February 16, 2017

Hash Trash #1808: Escape from the Walkie-Talkies

Hares: Beandad, I'm On A Goat, The Long One

Box: In front of Wanker's house

On-Home: Beach near Jeff's Pirate's Cove

I guess we needed a testosterone break between the Mankini Run and the Bro Run, which are apparently fighti...

December 1, 2016

November 12, 2016

Hares: Beandad, Drip Dry, I'm On A Goat, The Long One (as a loose-lipped KGB)

Box: Japanese caves on Nimitz

On-Home: Beach in Asan

After last week's shorts-stealing, tyrant-changing, long-goodbyeing bonanza of a Fuck Cancer Run, it was inevitable that thi...

September 10, 2016

Hares: McPeanut, Drip Lip

Box: Southern Mountain Overlook

On-Home: Water tower in Umatac

Trail Summary: The good news is, this trail was better than the last one McPeanut set, a run I fondly remember as the McPeanutbutter and Diarrhea sandwich. If this rate of improvement...

September 3, 2016

Hares: Pussy Control, Trail Snatcher, Bzzt! Where's the Lube

Box: K-Mart Roof

On-Home: Tumon Vacant lot where the Royal Palm used to be

Trail Summary: Expectations are always high for the Red Dress Run: we always have great costumes, shot stops, and a fun urban trail. Wel...

August 27, 2016

Hares: Blowhole and Tampon

Box and On-Home: Entrance to Talofofo Falls

Trail Summary: 

Boy, this trail was a dud. I honestly can't remember the early parts because it was so long. I have a vague memory of some cool stuff in the first five miles--a latte site, some pretty...

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