AGANA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
March 29, 2017
Headline: Trail literally is bullshit
Sub-headline: Reasonably-long Chili Chili trail leaves everyone confused, alive
March 25, 2017
Hares: Chili Chili and Gummy Whore
Box: Inarajan/Merizo by the Southern Methodist Chruch slash Southern Cowboys bus stop
On-home: on the beac...
March 20, 2017
Headline: Tyrant turns 50!
sub-headline: Just in time to see his son spanking chicks and daughter exposing her ass to the crowd
March 18, 2017
Hares: McPeanut, One-eyed Willy, Menstruating Minstrel (in absentia)
Box: Left turn off Marine Corps in Asan before big Navy
March 11, 2017
Hares: Fucking Tampon and Trampoline
Box: Ceti Bay overlook
on-home: just a little north off the road
Trail summary: After trail, ThumpHer threw out his one-trick pony insult of, "oh hey, I didn't know the boonie stompers were setting trail this week" becaus...
February 25, 2017
Hares: Scratchy Post, Sawbones, Slimus Maximus
Box/on-home: waaaaay off the road across from trail to Tarzan pool
Trail summary: Bro Run 5.5? None of these hares were there for the bro run two weeks ago, but they’re all original bros, having kicked it to...
February 16, 2017
Febroary 11, 2017
Hares: Falsetbro, NoShowBro, Erin the Side of Caution, and TFI (in absentia)
Pubic Cervix announcement: add your name to this link if you'd had lepto from a trail. We're making a shirt:
February 1, 2017
January 28, 2017
Hares: Bambi, Eager Beaver, Fucking Rebar, and Slurpee
Box: down road by watertank from Talafofo Bay
On-home: rocky beach run down from 3 way stop
Trail summary: the Mankini Run, the effeminate but lovable little brother to the Bro Run, reminded us all why...
January 12, 2017
Headline: Best trail of the year!
Sub-headline: right up until an angry landowner called GFD and we did religion with no fire
Hares: Falsetbro, Fern Merkin, and Bimbo T. Baggins
Box: Channel 10 (like all the way to the radio tower)
On-home: almost a circle jerk, but just o...
January 5, 2017
Headline: PC pukes and passes out and can't make it to her own party
Sub-headline: you could tell she was white-girl wasted because she was hugging and nice to people
December 31, 2016
Hares: Pussy Control and Spazz
Box: Coast 360 parking lot in Maite
On-home: road from the...
December 26, 2016
December 23, 2016
Hares: Blowhole, Falsetbro, Sweet Pea
Box: GPO food court
On-home: Hash beach
The 5th rendition of the Longest Night of the Year, the flagship of the darksides, once again did not disappoint. Being so close to Christmas, the pack was decked out in yuletid...
December 16, 2016
Pubic Cervix announcement #1: Darkside. It's time for the best night run of the year. You saw Blowhole's email, but it's worth repeating here. Friday Dec 23. Showtime 7pm. Theme: let me take an elfie. Christmas your shit up and come out
Pubic Cervix announcement #2: Has...
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Hash Trash #1814: Tyrant turns 50!
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