March 29, 2017

Headline: Trail literally is bullshit

Sub-headline: Reasonably-long Chili Chili trail leaves everyone confused, alive

March 25, 2017

Hares: Chili Chili and Gummy Whore

Box: Inarajan/Merizo by the Southern Methodist Chruch slash Southern Cowboys bus stop

On-home: on the beac...

March 20, 2017

Headline: Tyrant turns 50!

sub-headline: Just in time to see his son spanking chicks and daughter exposing her ass to the crowd

March 18, 2017

Hares: McPeanut, One-eyed Willy, Menstruating Minstrel (in absentia)

Box: Left turn off Marine Corps in Asan before big Navy 

On-ho...

March 20, 2017

March 11, 2017

Hares: Fucking Tampon and Trampoline

Box: Ceti Bay overlook

on-home: just a little north off the road

Trail summary: After trail, ThumpHer threw out his one-trick pony insult of, "oh hey, I didn't know the boonie stompers were setting trail this week" becaus...

March 20, 2017

February 25, 2017

Hares: Scratchy Post, Sawbones, Slimus Maximus

Box/on-home: waaaaay off the road across from trail to Tarzan pool

Trail summary: Bro Run 5.5? None of these hares were there for the bro run two weeks ago, but they’re all original bros, having kicked it to...

February 16, 2017

Febroary 11, 2017

Hares: Falsetbro, NoShowBro, Erin the Side of Caution, and TFI (in absentia) 

Pubic Cervix announcement: add your name to this link if you'd had lepto from a trail. We're making a shirt:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_eBX3KpcCcn3RR3SYL5vN3SS4TA...

February 1, 2017

January 28, 2017

Hares: Bambi, Eager Beaver, Fucking Rebar, and Slurpee

Box: down road by watertank from Talafofo Bay

On-home: rocky beach run down from 3 way stop

Trail summary: the Mankini Run, the effeminate but lovable little brother to the Bro Run, reminded us all why...

January 12, 2017

Headline: Best trail of the year!

Sub-headline: right up until an angry landowner called GFD and we did religion with no fire

Hares: Falsetbro, Fern Merkin, and Bimbo T. Baggins

Box: Channel 10 (like all the way to the radio tower)

On-home: almost a circle jerk, but just o...

January 5, 2017

Headline: PC pukes and passes out and can't make it to her own party

Sub-headline: you could tell she was white-girl wasted because she was hugging and nice to people

December 31, 2016

Hares: Pussy Control and Spazz

Box: Coast 360 parking lot in Maite

On-home: road from the...

December 26, 2016

December 23, 2016

Hares: Blowhole, Falsetbro, Sweet Pea

Box: GPO food court

On-home: Hash beach

The 5th rendition of the Longest Night of the Year, the flagship of the darksides, once again did not disappoint. Being so close to Christmas, the pack was decked out in yuletid...

December 16, 2016

Pubic Cervix announcement #1: Darkside. It's time for the best night run of the year. You saw Blowhole's email, but it's worth repeating here. Friday Dec 23. Showtime 7pm. Theme: let me take an elfie. Christmas your shit up and come out

Pubic Cervix announcement #2: Has...

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